Hippopotamus · Case file 160
Hubert the Hippo
Quiet teacher. Loud chemistry.
“I'm not a criminal. I'm an educator.”View crew card
SpeciesHippopotamus
ProfessionScience teacher / part-time cook
Main issueSuppressed rage, denial, control and dangerous chemical overconfidence
Treatments / attemptsRoutine, intellectualising everything and insisting it is just science
Relation to MeffffReluctant supplier, occasional voice of reason and surprisingly terrible influence
OriginHubert was once a painfully ordinary science teacher: sensible jumper, lesson plans, permanent disappointment in his students. Somewhere along the way, his academic curiosity developed into some extremely questionable side work behind The Soggy Stool. Hubert approaches every batch like a classroom experiment, every disaster like unexpected data and every criticism like somebody failing to understand basic chemistry.
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Meet Hubert the Hippo
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