Vulture · Case file 140
Vitrollie the Vulture
Talks bullshit. Flies higher.
“Trust me, I've got a guy.”View crew card
SpeciesVulture
ProfessionSelf-appointed adviser / information dealer / fortune teller
Main issueCompulsive lying, manipulation, sex addiction
Treatments / attemptsTemporary celibacy, honesty (never lasts), avoids accountability
Relation to MeffffRegular at The Soggy Stool; flaky friend who causes more problems than he solves
OriginShows up, scams stories, disappears, then always comes back.
Official file
Meet Vitrollie the Vulture
The shareable crew card. Suitable for social media, character introductions and warning future houseguests.
