Meerkat · Case file 050

Crank the Meerkat

That's not smoke. It's progress.

“It's basically fixed.”

SpeciesMeerkat

ProfessionFailed technician / handyman

Main issueStimulants, sleep deprivation, dangerous confidence

Treatments / attemptsTold to rest, told to stop rewiring things, ignores both

Relation to MeffffGo-to repairman for terrible ideas

OriginLost one honest job and replaced it with explosions, sparks, and freelance disaster.

Official file

Meet Crank the Meerkat

The shareable crew card. Suitable for social media, character introductions and warning future houseguests.

Known incidents

Crank is asked to fix the ice machine. This was the first mistake.